Life as a paranoid teenager continued…

So if you read my last blog post (which if you haven’t, go check it out Life as a paranoid teenager, it will do you a world of good) you have definitely been waiting in anticipation for my this blog post as I will be sharing the next steps of “Being subtle for dummies 101”.

So by now you should’ve bought yourself a beautiful Chinese hand fan and used it as well..

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Step 2: Get yourself one of those pocket mirrors. And maneuver it in such a way that you can see the person and just pretend you’re fixing your hair or whatever.. Which believe me will be a lot more subtle than full on staring at the person.

Step 3: Take a selfie. Make sure that the person you’re always staring at is unconsciously photo bombing it… For obvious reasons… You can legit stare at them forever and they won’t even know. (You’ll just look extremely anti social)

Step 4: Just walk up to the person, say “Hi, I like you. Wanna go out for milkshakes sometime?” Now this isn’t really how to be more subtle but it’s much better than staring at someone all day, every day. And when you’re scared, remind yourself of Nike’s famous words: “Just do it.”

Happy practicing!!

Enjoy the rest of your day 🙂

 

P.S Have these tips helped you? Do you have any other tips you can give to advise others?… including me. We can all learn from each other!